Ik heb 50's party eindelijk geluisterd. Wel leuk maar iets te veel "negro's" zonder echt een grap erbij.https://youtu.be/s1MVLratl5c
Deze klassieker zul je wel gezien hebben maar hij blijft leuk.
"She's on FaceFaceBook. She has 0 friends but 5.000 gawkers."
"We like to go on the internet."
"Of course you do. You should watch beheadings."
"It's like watching 2 girls 1 cunt."
"As you can see, Abigail and Brittany are not morning people."
"I bet their parents were mourning the day they were born."
"The parents should've been morning after pill people."
"We make sure they're fit for sports."
"How about a heads stand, can they do that?"
"My head hurts."
"I wish that was because there's bullets in it."
~Lyle "Chip" Chipperson)
Het gaat nooit vervelen.
Vooral grappig hoe ze het ontdekken, en meteen massaal overgaan op het treiteren van de uni en het onderzoek proberen te verpesten.https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/6gck55/reminder_he_dedicates_75_of_his_podcast_to/
Ik ben begonnen met de Cum Town podcast vanaf het begin luisteren en het is best wel goed. Ik dacht dat Stavros me zou gaan irriteren met extreem linkse onzin maar dat valt tot nu toe heel erg mee en Nick Mullen is hilarisch.
"Would you fuck Ivanka Trump?"
"I would never fuck any woman. I only respect their vagina's with my semi-erect penis."
"They should let James Holmes out of jail to be in the next Batman movies because let's be honest: he was the best Joker. Heath Ledger was good, but Holmes was the best."
Ik hou meer en meer van Mullen.
"I loved Lady Ghostbusters. But it wasn't the ghosts that scared me most in that film, it was the men in the movie. Because what's a ghost gonna do? Maybe scare you a little bit. A man? He's gonna do the wage gap."
"I'm in Ocean's 9/11."
"So if you have ADD, and you take Adderall, it calms you down. But if you don't have ADD, and you take Adderall, it revs you up. So what I'm thinking is that with Parkinson's, if you're just a guy and a boxer for 20 years like Mohammed Ali and get Parkinson's later in live because of it you're the opposite from a guy like Michael J. Fox that has Parkinson's but never boxed. So if we just beat the fuck out of him, repeatedly, just smash him over the head with baseball bats, could we save Michael J. Fox?"
"I think so, but there's only one real way to find out."
"Yeah, we're doing a show called Bat to the Future."
"I got this letter from a 5-year old about how much our podcast means to him. We touched this kid, and I think that's great. From now on, we're gonna keep touching children. We'll touch every child from every race."
"So Dr. Evil, what have you been up to? Still trying to take over the world?"
"Yes, I'm mostly into evil apps nowadays. I made Grindr, do you know that? It's like Tinder but it's for spreading AIDS."
De nieuwe Chip Podacast is weer perfect.
"What ancient shark went extinct?"
"The Megalodon, right?"
"A Mega-load-on? That's what I put on a girl's back."
~Lyle "Chip" Chipperson
Terug naar Cum Town.
"We've got this country called Turkey, and then there's this other country called Hungary. Put those two together, and we've solved all the world's problems."
Jim Norton & co waren weer bij TACS gisteren. Hun reacties wanneer Ant over zijn theorie dat zwarte trannies het beter hebben omdat zwarte vrouwen er vaak toch al als mannen uit zien is geniaal.
"You go to Gaming World? What's that? Do other people go to just Ming world?"