"My last name's Dickinson."
"Your last name, my charge."
~The Chip Chipperson Podacast (Uncle Paul)
Chip's reality show ideeën zijn geweldig.
"I have an idea for a reality show called 'Animals are Funny'. We film a dog just as it is about to make on the lawn and then blow a horn in its face. Then it'll run off into the street and you hear screeching tires and a loud thud. And on next week's episode we'll feed a goose pate and then tell it it just ate one of its own."
"I have another idea for a reality show, it's called 'The Security Guards of the Bank'. We'll follow and get to know 30 security guards and film them eating a sandwich or buying belts or asking for a ciggie. But when something happens like a bank robbery we turn the cameras of because we don't want to scare the children.
"I have another idea for a reality show called 'The Housewives of Beverly Hills with Leukemia'. We'll follow a bunch of housewives as they go look for places to get their wigs dyed. It has a quickly rotating cast."
"My next idea for a reality show is a prank show where we prank people in wheelchairs by putting tags in their wheels or popping them. And then we start a fire and then push them into it and they can't get out because their tires are flat. Don't worry though, after 4 minutes we'll pull them out with a rope we attached to the wheelchairs. But after the first I realized we should've used a chain or something."